President Iran

Can anyone role play the dialogue with the meeting of the presidents of Iran and America?

how do you envision that one will go? chg

Public Comments

1. Good afternoon, president Obama
2. SNL most likely can. But, they will have a positive slant towards Obama as usual, they have always kissed his ass.
3. President of Iran : DEATH TO AMERICA !! President of The United States: We are going to get your oil... Yes We Can !!!
4. Oh hello Mr. Prez of Iran, are you gonna bomb our nation today? Oh No I am waiting till Nobember 30, '08. O thats nice care for some coffee?
5. Obama: Hiya! Have a seat Pres. Ahchanaidiahzyu or whatever (talking monkey). Talking Monkey: You are capitalist pig bully American and Allah has damned your country. Surrender now and convert to Islam before we destroy you. Obama: Would you like a Coca Cola? Maybe a Scotch? How about a .357 between the eyes? Secret Service Agent steps forward: Pulls out Uzi and kills the talking monkey. Game over. WWIII begins.
6. obama: leave israel alone. ahmadinejad: ok. but only because you said so. obama: i knew it was possible to sit down and reason with terrorists. *BOOM* goes the nuclear bomb as it hits the wailing wall. LOL. my play is a fictional comedy by the way.
7. Iran: we did it Obama: yup, thanks for all the money iran: now you gonna let us nuke those military bases obama: you got the rest of the cash iran: right, here it is obama: thanks homey
8. USA president: Aasalam malicum Iran president: Walakum saalam. (then bended on the floor, facing mecca they will praise ala) Then the pres of Iran will say. Don't forget to do what I asked you to do and don't forget Christmas should be abolished in all public areas should refrain from displaying christianity, muslims will get special treatment and do not retaliate no matter how many times we bomb and kill americans. The president of the USA will say "Yes my brother, yes" And they will seal the deal with a kiss .
9. How much for this *white house*? Obama says..*it will cost you my reelction in2012 yes, that can be arrange Obama-san
10. Ahmadinejad: We got all these nuclear power stations, but no nuclear fuel. Obama: Too F'n bad, here have a few billion dollars in foreign aid money, don't use it to enrich Uranium or I'll be totally pissed off at you.